Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
-- Soren Kierkegaard AA

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
-- H. L. Mencken AA

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
-- Woody Allen AA

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright AA