My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me.
-- William Shakespeare AA

The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
-- Seth MacFarlane AA

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
-- Emerson Pugh AA

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Beaumarchais AA