A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
-- Adam Clayton Powell Jr. AA

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
-- P. G. Wodehouse AA

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
-- Mark Twain AA

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
-- Martin Mull AA