The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith AA

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
-- Evan Esar AA

Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
-- Marlo Thomas AA

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
-- William Feather AA