A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
-- Terry Pratchett AA

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H. L. Mencken AA

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
-- Carl Reiner AA

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
-- Hob Broun AA