It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
-- Kingsley Amis AA

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge AA

The computer is a moron.
-- Peter Drucker AA

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
-- Art Spander AA