The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it.
-- H. G. Wells AA

A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
-- Samuel McChord Crothers AA

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green AA

Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
-- Anonymous AA