Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
-- Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine AA

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
-- Max Beerbohm AA

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
-- Kin Hubbard AA

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
-- Joan Baez AA