Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
-- Nora Ephron AA

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
-- Scott Adams AA

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
-- Al Capone AA

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
-- Unknown AA