Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
-- George Carlin AA

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford AA

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
-- Voltaire AA

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
-- Alex Levin AA