George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
-- Mark Twain AA

Communism is like one big phone company.
-- Lenny Bruce AA

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
-- Frank Zappa AA

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
-- Sir Thomas Beecham AA