I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better.
-- Kevin Rose AA

I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
-- Peter Ustinov AA

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz AA

When you're through changing, you're through.
-- Bruce Barton AA