This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
-- William Goldman AA

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
-- Gene Fowler AA

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
-- P. G. Wodehouse AA

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.
-- Joseph Addison AA