It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln AA

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
-- H. L. Mencken AA

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost AA

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory AA