My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.
-- Demetri Martin AA

Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.
-- William Hazlitt AA

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein AA

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
-- James Magary AA