Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.
-- Bertrand Russell AA

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry AA

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Unknown AA