A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
-- Alfred E. Wiggam AA

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
-- Tommy Smothers AA

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Ken Olsen AA

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
-- Mark Twain AA