Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
-- Randy K. Milholland AA

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-- Kurt Vonnegut AA

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
-- William H. Borah AA

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
-- Ludwig Erhard AA