It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld AA

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck AA

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
-- P. G. Wodehouse AA

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
-- Joe Martin AA