To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-- Jack Handey AA

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld AA

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
-- Robert Byrne AA

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
-- Lily Tomlin AA