Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side.
-- Halifax AA

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
-- David Richerby AA

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
-- Frank Deford AA

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
-- Orson Welles AA