Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools.
-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel AA

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come.
-- Dave Kellett AA

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
-- Eddie Izzard AA

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
-- Ray Bradbury AA