I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
-- Lech Walesa AA

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
-- Poul Anderson AA

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
-- Oscar Wilde AA

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx AA