Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway AA

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
-- Lord Salisbury AA

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields AA