It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-- Mark Twain AA

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
-- Carrie Fisher AA

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
-- Voltaire AA

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower AA