What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry AA

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart AA

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt AA

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
-- Will Cuppy AA