Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
-- Evan Esar AA

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.
-- Sir Winston Churchill AA

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
-- Nancy Astor AA

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard AA