The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
-- Carl Becker AA

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening AA

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen AA