Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.
-- Heywood Broun AA

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith AA

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow AA

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
-- Jeffery F. Chamberlain AA