If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.
-- Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz AA

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
-- Bill Gates AA

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost AA

If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.
-- John Stuart Mill AA