Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
-- William Goldman AA

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld AA

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
-- Peter da Silva AA

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch AA