A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
-- Leonard Louis Levinson AA

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien AA

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
-- Frank Moore Colby AA

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn AA