Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
-- Norm Papernick AA

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
-- Ray Bradbury AA

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
-- Ogden Nash AA