Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
-- Albert Schweitzer AA

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner AA

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
-- Rita Mae Brown AA

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
-- Mark Twain AA