When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
-- Jonathan Swift AA

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France AA

What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright AA

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
-- Charles M. Schulz AA