The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
-- Martin Mull AA

Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
-- Philip Guedalla AA

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
-- Frank Zappa AA

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
-- Samuel Butler AA