To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
-- Robert Copeland AA

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz AA

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
-- Abraham Lincoln AA

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
-- Jeannette Rankin AA