Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
-- Aristotle AA

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper AA

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer AA

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner AA