Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
-- Lillian Carter AA

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
-- Arthur Brisbane AA

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes AA

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
-- Woody Allen AA