Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
-- Miss Piggy AA

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner AA

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
-- Blore's Razor AA

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
-- Piet Hein AA