There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
-- Samuel Johnson AA

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
-- Laurence J. Peter AA

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce AA

People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
-- Henry Ford AA