The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
-- Louis C. K. AA

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-- Umberto Eco AA

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
-- Henry Kissinger AA

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
-- Harper's Index AA