The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
-- Yogi Berra AA

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
-- Unknown AA