I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
-- Babe Ruth AA

To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe AA

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno AA

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
-- Fritz Perls AA