There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
-- Voltaire AA

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith AA

Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
-- Jerry Garcia AA

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber AA