An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas AA

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
-- Scott Adams AA

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw AA

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Darrin Weinberg AA