He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
-- Douglas Adams AA

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
-- Dorothy Parker AA

My toughest fight was with my first wife.
-- Muhammad Ali AA

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
-- Sir Winston Churchill AA