Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke AA

Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
-- Edward Teller AA

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin AA

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
-- Lewis B. Frumkes AA