All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
-- Fran Lebowitz AA

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Frank Zappa AA

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
-- George F. Will AA

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
-- Laurie Anderson AA