I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.
-- Devin J. Monroe AA

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
-- Terry Pratchett AA

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
-- Kurt Vonnegut AA

I didn't really say everything I said.
-- Yogi Berra AA